Subject:: Political Words of Wisdom
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~ Henry Cate, VII
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~ Aesop
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven. ~ Will Rogers
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~ Plato
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~ Nikita Khrushchev
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it. ~ Clarence Darrow
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~ Author Unknown
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~ John Quinton
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~ Oscar Ameringer
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~ Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Texas Guinan
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~ Ronald Reagan
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~ Doug Larson
Don’t vote, it only encourages them. ~ Author Unknown
There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on Senators. ~ Will Rogers

The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800–the Secret Service Agent offered $300. How ironic–the only government employee actually trying to cut spending gets fired!


“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” — Thomas Jefferson

Something to think about “inside every older person is a younger person wondering WHAT THE HELL WENT WRONG !!!!””

So, how do you like the GSA partying on your money when Economy is going to hell ???  Just think the GSA is supposed to be looking out for you

Fathom the odd hypocrisy that the government wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don’t have to prove they are citizens.”